Cranky Professor really comes alive with the language!

[NOTE: Mom, you might want to skip this post. Or read it, its pretty funny.]

Cranky Professor shows that she really does know her way around the english language with this post.

Wait, I'm tired of being polite. Why don't you eat my ass with a soup spoon? You are a morally deficient, mentally insufficient, scabby, fungus-ridden swipe of dog shit. It's doubtful that medical treatment can overcome your colorful, hirsute and bastardized background. I hope your microscopic peener shrivels up, spontaneously combusts and falls off.

No way I could top that.